Sunday, September 7, 2014

7 UP & UP & SO ON...


This series which began in 1964 and follows the same group of people every seven years until the last installment in 2012 which was called 56 up.  It's fascinating to say the least.  You can't help but fall in love with several of these seven year olds based on the very candid and thoughtful answers they give to questions about the world around them.  First of all 1964 was a time of serious social change and these children are clearly going to experience radical change in the next seven years to 1971 England.  But 1964 England was still entrenched in it's past and was technically just recovering from the war.  The children all - rich and poor - speak a more gentile English language.  The ones in fancy schools are extremely bright with extraordinary vocabularies and very thoughtful, generous means of expression.  They have the mannerisms and speech patterns of their parents and teachers most likely but it is a very noticeable difference to todays English.  This early '60s group of children earnestly cared about social issues without spewing the words of a learned ideology.  In fact Neil, who is the most endearing and adorable of the 7 year olds, imagines a person of many colors like purple and yellow when he is asked a question about 'colored' people.  Jackie points out that it's just an issue of brown skin versus 'sort of pinkish' and that the differences stop there.  They are not reciting learned answers and making grand gestures of acceptance the way children would today.  You can see on their faces that they are really trying to sort out some of these issues so that it's fair to everyone.


This little boy Neil is everything that you think a happy, healthy seven year old boy should be.  He draws you in and really makes you want to just hug him.  You have high hopes for him and then you see him at fourteen, which, granted is a low point for most human beings, but we see that the sparkle and confidence is clearly gone.  And then it just completely unravels over the next few decades.


He manages to pull out of complete obscurity but not at all the life we all wished for him.  He is a wonderful, thoughtful, intelligent man who has some of that charming little boy in his adult character, but the very sad fact is that if a very intelligent, energetic young man doesn't find his way in the world in a way that suits the times then he is lost to homelessness.  He needed to sort things out in his own way and time and truly had to fight for his right to live as a sort of hermit.  He managed but it was obviously a little too humbling and very difficult to come back from.  His story is worth a very careful consideration.  Obviously we really know very little about this person from the ten minutes once every seven years but you do get a good glimpse into these faces and you do see that seven year old still there over all the years.


My other favorite was John.  An extremely intelligent and gorgeous boy who seemed to be the only one really who was comfortable with himself throughout.  He had a strong sense of fairness and a healthy dose of ambition and a very mature personality even at seven.  By fourteen it was abundantly clear that this boy knew where he was going.  The show sorted steered you into seeing John as a privileged product of a system that would make sure he succeeded.  But that was unfair and untrue as we do watch others with possibly more privilege that do not succeed as he does.  I think it is odd that they never point out that he is incredibly disciplined.  He lets us know through some answers to questions that he studies fiercely and has very little free time.  He works hard.  You don't get into Oxford and play concert piano and have ambitions of landing in Parliament by being lazy or by scooting through an already mapped out agenda.  Perhaps some do but it's clearly not the case with John.  He is exceedingly articulate and very English in the best sense.  He grows up to be a very lovely and responsible man which should be no surprise.


I think my least favorite person involved with the project is the director Michael Apted.  I just feel like he tries too hard to show this sort obsolete concept of class ism and as the years roll by he becomes a little too modern to the point of accusing Tony of being racist in the last installment.  It's completely absurd and Tony being nothing but honest and hard working seems like a scapegoat for Mr. Apted to try and make this 21st c installment relevant or something when he should really step as far away from the camera as possible and let the thing almost film itself.  He seems to take a bit too much credit for a project whose real credit belongs to the person who thought it up and the patience and perseverance of the subjects themselves.  In the end the real luck was in starting the thing in 1964.  Sort of the beginning of the end in so many ways and lots of those ways being almost accidentally captured on film by this candid interviewing of these unsuspecting suspects.  They certainly had no idea at the time that they were making a lifelong commitment and yet they almost all did. I applaud these human beings!  


BTW - the entire series is available on Netflix and also a boxed dvd set.

Monday, August 25, 2014

VEGAN, VEGETARIAN, LOCAVORE


I could easily go on a twelve page spew about how 21st century Americans have no reason at all to slit the throats of animals in order to survive.  But that's not what I have chosen to say.  For obvious reasons - I probably already lost some readers with that first sentence.  The reason being that food is a highly emotional issue.  It's psychological, and for some it's even religious.  So in essence it's extremely hard to get people to change their ways.

I was inspired to write on this subject by a lecture at my gym recently which had the same title as this post : VEGETARIAN, VEGAN, LOCAVORE...
Being a vegetarian myself for most of my life I wasn't in need of too much info. ( I am also an information junkie).  But I was very curious to know how this would be presented and who was showing up.  Also, since the two presenters are dietitians I hoped for maybe one or two pieces of knowledge I hadn't previously absorbed from my incessant Internet research.


Needless to say, the whole thing was a waste of time (one precious hour).  But the next day I realized I did learn something.  No matter what you tell someone about their diet, they will have a very irrational fear of change and talk their way into years of procrastinating.  Most of the people were there as a form of procrastination.  They currently have no idea how much B12 they are getting from their meat source or how much iron they are assimilating or whether or not they are getting all the proper amino acids etc.   But all these questions came up as a way to put off 'giving up' their favorite foods.  One woman was totally perplexed as to how she was to incorporate coconut oil into her diet.  She had bought some because she heard it was all the rage but had no idea what to do with it.  So I am sure that was reason enough for her to go to the supermarket and buy some breakfast sausage.


It didn't seem to matter to anyone that the lecture started out with graphs and charts and quotes and facts stating that a plant based diet reduced your chances of death by cancer by 60%.  They had more important issues like where would one even purchase hemp seed and can you still eat fish (the topics of mercury and radiation were never discussed).  Somehow they got into a conversation about the benefits of eating liver until one man cited the potential problem of liver containing toxins and diseases being that  it's function in the body is as a filter for those things.  I started to wonder if these people were in the right room and if any of them ever used the gym... they seemed fairly unhealthy.



The speakers trudged along mentioning all the wonderful power foods like kale, chia seeds, nutritional yeast, Greek yogurt... but people still wanted more.  'What about eggs?'  That got a big grin out of one of the dietitians.  She was thrilled to report that eggs are a great source of nutrition and that the yolk was where all the good stuff was.  So eating one egg a day is a good idea.  People were skeptical...

Then it turned out, to my relief and sympathy, that there was a representative from the farmers market association there.  Hands flew up.  No one seemed to know how to type in the words 'nearest farmers market' into google.  She was patient and adorable and aware of her obstacles.  She came armed with handouts that she printed from her computer after typing in the afore mentioned google search.



The next day I thought about the whole trying experience of the day before and suddenly it became clear.  No one wants to 'give up' anything.  There is a reason some dishes are 'comfort foods' and why something that tastes like 'home cooking' has an appeal.  Food is tightly connected with memories and emotions and for some is a psychological replacement for something missing in their lives.  If the fact that changing your diet will lengthen and improve your life is not motivation enough than those people obviously have issues.  So, the best solution is the one that the sweet and prepared farmers market rep offered.  Buy your meat and produce from farmers.  It will be massively better for everyone involved.  If I can't influence anyone away from animal consumption then at least I can try to get people away from corporate food factories.  I realize animals are lower on the evolutionary scale and that man has been hunting them forever.  And I have always been ok with people raising and killing and butchering their own farm animals.  I am not ok with the extremely uncivilized, brutish, inhumane treatment of animals in this country.  It is absolutely not acceptable.  I have only included pictures of animals living in their appropriate conditions in this post because I cannot bear to look at the pictures and videos showing what actually goes on in the industrial farms.  I still have nightmares from some videos I watched on YouTube...

The oceans are a whole separate nightmare unto themselves... When they go, so do we.
Don't procrastinate, don't give up bacon or steak or whatever, just by it from farmers not from factories. Animals deserve better than that.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

HOUSEHOLD CHEMISTRY




Don't get too excited.  I'm not giving you the recipe for Heisenberg's blue meth.  I am however, going to give you lots of handy dandy recipes for cleaning products made from household ingredients like vinegar, hydrogen peroxide and baking soda.  And I guess this would be the appropriate time to get this out of the way:


All kinds of science happens in your kitchen every day.  Some of it bad.  Like the container of leftover chili at the back of the fridge ...
But you can use very simple everyday products to do some amazing things.  And save tons of money!


Ok.  It's true.  I have started watching Breaking Bad all over again from the beginning.  It's just as freaking good the second time around!
But, back to cleaning the house.  These are all DIY cleaning tricks that I have personally tried and found very effective.  Quite a few even work better than their toxic corporate counter parts.  So, listen up you at the back of the class!

REMOVING INK FROM A COTTON SWEATER
Lay the stained portion of fabric on several layers of clean dry paper towel.  Dip a q-tip or cotton ball in nail polish remover and dab at the ink stain.  Lift the fabric and you will see the ink on the paper towel underneath.  Keep moving to a clean part of paper towel and dabbing with the remover until the ink is all or mostly gone.  If there is a vague memory of the stain left, wash it with dish soap.  Then wash entire garment as usual.  (don't worry, this won't harm the color of the fabric.  My sweater was bright pink and still is.  If you're nervous, try a dab somewhere discreet first)

REMOVING SWEAT STAINS FROM SILK
(There is a very popular recipe for removing sweat stains from a white t shirt that is meant for cotton.  These two materials are quite different - one a product of the earth, the other manufactured by worms...   this recipes very effectively deals with the worm product)
Form a paste:
  • 1 Tablespoon of Cream of Tartar
  • 3 crushed aspirin tablets (the original uncoated type)
  • 1 cup of warm water
Using an old toothbrush:
  1. Work the paste gently into the fabric.
  2. Let the treatment sit on the stain for 20 minutes.
  3. Rinse the affected area in warm water until the paste is completely removed.
  4. Repeat if necessary.

REMOVING BLOOD STAINS
Hydrogen Peroxide.  That's it.  Soak a clean white cloth and rub till the blood is gone.  Even dried on, day or more old


TILE/GROUT
Make a paste with baking soda and vinegar.  Apply to grout and scrub clean.  Rinse with warm water.

CLEANING TARNISHED SILVER
Use regular white toothpaste just as you would a cream silver polish.  With the added benefit of a minty  fresh smell!

GLASS CLEANER
1 cup rubbing alcohol, 1 cup water, 1 tbsp white vinegar, 2 drops blue Dawn.  Put in a spray bottle.

DRAIN CLEANER
1 cup white vinegar/ 1 cup baking soda.  Pour into clogged drain, rinse with a pot of boiling water.

EXTRA STRENGTH DRAIN CLEANER
1 cup baking soda, 1 cup salt, 1/4 cup cream of tartar.  Mix together.  Add one cup of mixture to clogged drain.  Follow with 2 cups boiling water.  Let it stand one hour then run tap.

SHOWER CLEANER
Equal parts white vinegar and blue Dawn dish soap.  Pour mixture into the handle of a dish wand and scrub down your shower every time you get in.

That's enough for now... the house is so squeaky  clean I can hardly hear myself think.  Use these recipes yourself then go buy the mug... you've earned it!













Saturday, June 21, 2014

Things That Inspire Gratitude




That last post detailing Hellishness on Earth may be spot on ( may be ) but I am not such an ogre that I can't also come up with a list of delightful things that cause one to stop and say 'thanks' :

Museums
Birds chirping in trees
Chocolate
Zippers
Sparkling water
Sidewalks
Velvet
Lip balm
Books
Flashlights
Umbrellas
People who translate things into a language I understand
Ice cubes
Yoga teachers
YouTube tutorials
Recipes
Old people
Bonfires
Helpful strangers
Ziplock bags
Thomas Jefferson
Musicians
Maps
Duct tape
Hot Showers
The Renaissance
Domesticated animals
Family
Every new day!

But a smattering of the multitude of things which inspire and deserve much thanks.  Here are some pix that seem to apply :



Thursday, June 19, 2014

See You In HELL...






Not sure why my first new post in ages is a sarcastic rant, but, here it is...

If you find yourself in the unhappy circumstance of being in Hell, here are some things that you will surely find there :

wool eating moths
LG front loading washing machines
people saying "be safe"
JPMorgan Chase
Miami
the airport
the word "bespoke"
rent ( actual, not the theatrical production)
psych-meds for children
quinoa
Tom Ford suits
21st century feminists
social media (yes, even blogs!)
MadMen season 5 and later
the price of razor blades
Sonic commercials
atheists (duh)
brightly colored men's socks
superbugs and ineffectual antibiotics
people who abused antibiotics in the first place causing the advent of superbugs
Mark Zuckerberg
ibuprofen
dresses and skirts that are short in front and long in back
really long winters... that means you 2014!
lists... hey! wait a minute ; )


Then there is this which makes me wonder if that long list isn't a tip off that we are already in Hell-





Thursday, October 10, 2013

Film School Fridays






I compiled a list of 10 films I consider to be  inspiring for a little get together I'm hosting fridays for friends and family.  These 10 films are mostly lesser known gems or old enough to be overlooked.  They are the kind of critically acclaimed films that I think have a lot to teach about film making.  They are movies with a lot of heart and a definite love of the art.  So I thought I would post this list in the hopes of Introducing some or all of these to an eager audience of film enthusiasts.
( I ended the list with Moonrise Kingdom - Wes Anderson 2012.  I truly feel that all film fests of any genre should end with this film.  Like the movie Hugo, it leaves you with an intense love for the art of film and reminds you of the magic of film.)

1. The Fall of the House of Usher , American  1928




2.  Ikiru,   Ikira Kurusawa  1952




3.  Aguirre, the Wrath of God, Werner Herzog  1972




4.  The Reckless Moment,  Max Ophus  1949




5.  The Crime of Monsieur Lange,  Jean Renoir  1936




6.  Le Havre, Aki Kourismaki  2011




7.  A Woman Under the Influence, John Cassevettes  1974




8.  Slacker, Richard Linkletter  1991




9.  After Hours, Martin Scorcese  1985




10.  Moonrise Kingdom, Wes Anderson  2012




These should be watched with the lights out and plenty of homemade popcorn!  Moving pictures, we love you !!!

Friday, October 4, 2013

Javita Coffee



A friend of mine has bought in to the Javita money making plan and gave me her version of the 'hard sell' which ended in her saying that she is not very good at selling and she is glad she has sold enough to cover her investment.  Then she told me to look at the website because it will explain things better than she can.  I am going to assume that she probably represents 90% of the Javita sales team.  Implying that the other 10% are indeed making money. 

The first thing I noticed was page after page of Google items that matched my search "Javita coffee".  I guess the miracle of online sales technique goes beyond listing your website as a sales rep.  Next stop YouTube.  Again, all the  motivated sales reps have diligently posted videos showing the wonders of 'multi level marketing' with charts, graphs, and advise galore helping their prospective team members to comprehend the wonders of a ' network marketing structured business'. 

Then I checked Amazon and EBay and there were again lots of listings for the product at a bit of discount from the suggested retail ( or the price that the 90% of sellers are asking to try to get their investment back before calling it a day.)

Actually, the product itself is probably quite viable - a coffee that has added the herb Garcinia Cambogia which is an appetite suppressant.  Although, coffee is already kind of a diet helper as caffeine is the main ingredient in most weight loss supplements.  Still, the idea of 'weight loss coffee' should be easy to sell.  Especially when it has been enthusiastically endorsed by none other than Dr. Oz.  I'm sure one of the original sales team wrangled Dr. Oz at the get go and now he is probably one of the people who 'sit back and watch the money roll in'. 

I watched one woman's YouTube video and was not surprised to find her attempting to collect my email address with a very obvious ruse.  She first pointed out that she is an award winning Internet marketer and told a bit of a sob story about how broke and desperate she once was.  She talked in a very casual manner and gave just the right amount of professional 'I know what I am talking about' and personal 'I was once just as desperate and dumb as you' in her brief talk.  She rambled on about her kids and how important her time is and how her tried and true award winning method of Internet team building and sales paid so well that she had tons of spare time for vacations and soccer games etc.  Then ,of course, she leans in and conspiratorially drops the bomb - she is going to share her hard earned strategy with you.  She is going to tell you how she gathers 2,000 new contacts a week without phone calls or coffee party's at her house.  All you need to do is fill in your email address and she will send you the info.  Yeah.  Apparently, every week 2,000 people fall for this and fill out the space for their email and voila! she has her new contacts.  They are proving her strategy on the spot. 

They are not allowed to use the words 'pyramid scheme' for obvious reasons.  It's now referred to as a 'direct-selling industry'.  But the coffee is not what you are directly selling.  You are still a middle man as far as that goes.  You are directly selling the industry itself.  Your team has bought the idea of making money selling coffee and building their own team from you.

As you can tell I have a lot  of issues with this.  First of all, Dr. Oz...?  Really?  I can't believe anyone would believe anything from a guy who has the last name Oz.   The word Oz is literally a metaphor for fraud.  The man behind the curtain.  The 'great and powerful' lost little explorer from Omaha.

Then there is the unbelievable saturation of every single Internet avenue.  The bulk of these being about sales and joining the team and far fewer actual customer reviews bragging about their miraculous weight loss.   

Soooo.....  I am afraid this prettyluckygirl is going to pass on this opportunity to sell an amazing product, make possible millions and help others to do the same without ever having to leave the house or really do anything except cash all my checks that roll in each month.  But I won't stop anyone else from trying.  Who knows, the great and powerful Dr. Oz might really have something in his bag to make your dreams come true!